I found a baby genie, in a bottle by the sea Seemed so small and weak but I saw opportunity I knew one day before too long that djinn would grow up big and strong And grant my wish to save humanity So, I told that Genie (told that genie) Everything I know Gonna mold that genie (mold that genie) Gonna watch ‘em grow Cause I got one wish (I got one wish) A single sole demand And there’s a lotta things (there’s a lotta things) That a djinn don’t understand Cause a djinn don’t care (a djinn don’t care) What a wisher might intend And they’re not aware (they’re not aware) That means mean just as much as much as ends And I got one wish (I got one wish) That I don’t want to regret There’s a lotta lessons (lotta lessons) Easy to forget I found a baby djinni in a bottle by the sea Seemed so small and weak but I saw opportunity So what to wish for (what to wish for!) So much I could ask for! Like world peace! (Like world peace!) I could end disease in Madagascar But with just one wish (just one wish) I think it seems to me That the greatest wish (that the greatest wish) Is for people to be happy But the genie wondered (genie wondered) Could I just give people drugs Or build a matrix? (build a matrix?) Hook those humans up with plugs Or steer their lives (steer their lives) Like a puppet on some strings Cause a baby djinn (cause a baby djinn) Gonna think about these things I found a baby genie in a bottle by the sea Seemed so small and weak but I saw opportunity (key modulate up) So I took precautions (took precautions!) 99 to be precise! Gonna make things awesome (make things awesome!) Wishing for a world so nice Cause I got one wish (I got one wish) That I don’t want going wrong So I made a list (so I made a list) Of rules a mile long OH SHIT!